STP Goes to BOOT CAMP

**Firebird98** · June 30th, 2002, 09:58 PM

Carry on general, this is my show here..
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(Just then, a stray mibbit peaks out from behind a telephone pole...)</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

What in the HELL is THAT?
I THOUGHT I SAID NO PETS IN MY BARRACKS!!

*puts stray mibbit in the front leaning rest position*

**Mibbitmaker** · June 30th, 2002, 10:34 PM

(Thinking in a Groucho voice) I've been trying to get him into a front leaning rest position for years, the lousy insubordinate little creature!

(Just then, President Bush shows up, secret service in tow, turns to the platoon and says...)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 30, 2002 07:36 PM: Message edited by: Mibbitmaker ]</font>

**Firebird98** · June 30th, 2002, 10:42 PM

President Bush: Hi troops!! Whoa.. is that... it is!! Sgt Powers!! How ya doing? Man it's great to see you again!!

SP: Thanks sir. I am doing fine. How was the flight?

PB: Fine, fine. Say, what the hell is that?

*looks at mibbit*

SP: That, Mr. President, is a mibbit. They seem to follow the large one. Don't ask me what they are other than that.

PB: Ah, I see. Well, just stopped by to see if we were still on for lunch at your place.

SP: Damn right we are. And don't stiff me on the brew this time. And bring the twins, too.

PB: Keep dreaming.

*President Bush leaves*

Now, Mibbit.. we can do this the hard way, or the easy way, and my way is the easy way, which is the hardest way you can imagine...

**Lulu** · July 1st, 2002, 03:42 AM

*Nervously clutching enlistment papers...*

Why does my brain keep whispering that this is a good idea?

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**erisesoteric** · July 1st, 2002, 06:16 AM

Oh, Sgt Powers... just out of curiosity...

*Who's* in charge on this board?

*flutters eye lashes*

**August** · July 1st, 2002, 07:28 AM

*Looks up fom under the bed covers*

This has got to be the noisest B&B I've ever stayed at.

*Looks around and fails to find either the morning paper or a continental breakfast. Puts on a camo dressing gown and slippers and goes to look for the manager*

**erisesoteric** · July 1st, 2002, 08:21 AM

*looks at August*

I didn't realize they MADE fuzzy slippers in camo....

**Firebird98** · July 1st, 2002, 11:12 AM

Oh yeah.. we wear all the latest fashions by Arme' here...
Festive outfits for any occasion!! Goes really well with the M-4 assault rifle for night time raids!!